pochowek

uchanda

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

thebeautifulspinster

therapist: what are you thinking right now?

me: mm.. i don’t know

freakphone

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

moleshow

look in the mirror and they can start today

freakphone

foulserpent

straight couples in a failing relationship will literaly be like ‘you know what will fix this? having a baby’

hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao

And eating it

milfkanan

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

milfkanan

dont do this

intellichad

yesokayiknow

ndiecity

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

normal-horoscopes

This counts as a spell.

emergency-broadcast-system

i m glad i can mute during class bc the entire time i was taking notes i was snickering and saying “Smell that?” out loud to myself

emergency-broadcast-system